Monday Mind Mess

This really is from The Department of What The Fuck?

Back in September, shortly after being introduced to the visual awfulness and utter pointlessness of MySpace, the Breakfast News portion of BBC News 24 came to the mound and with great excitement pitched Second Life at me.

Having barely got over what is possibly the most laughably tepid way imaginable for people to escape from their shitty, unfair lives, this appeared on the BBC News website this morning. I always thought, if you don’t encourage them they’ll eventually go away. But obviously not.

This time I just want to repeatedly punch myself in the eyes. With a knuckle-duster. Wrapped in barbed wire.