Peace Of Mindless

I’ve only crossed paths with my new neighbours a couple of times in the months since they moved into the apartment above me, but on both occasions I’ve been nice and polite to them. So my question is, can I have a Nobel Peace Prize, please?

Then again, today’s news is no more idiotic than the plan, backed by those upstanding gents Nicolas Sarkozy and Silvio Berlusconi, to elect Tony Blair the new President of Europe. Surely his only connection with mainland Europe is when he’s smacked around the back of the head, thrown into a sack, and delivered to The Hague?